Monthly Archives: February 2012

The Crooked Man and the Primaries


(part 3) Jack sorted through the issues and began assembling a list.  He searched the social media, newspapers, and polls for the hot topics.  He wanted to research each one.  If he didn’t know an issue how could he defend … Continue reading

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A Crooked Man for President


(part 2) Jack and Melissa spent the next several years in the crooked house just living normal lives.  They now had two children and were very content.  After years of abuse about his physical appearance and his name, Jack was … Continue reading

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A Crooked Man


The birth was normal but somehow the baby was strangely misshapen.  One leg was shorter than the other and he twisted a bit to one side. “He’s a crooked little fellow,” the doctor muttered. “Oh, no, he’s beautiful,” his mother … Continue reading

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Into This World


Nothing but love I brought into this world, I was transparent to all who cared, I had no need for extra things, Because I had lots of love to share, As I grew older the world was mine, To explore … Continue reading

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“Marriage Is a Rose Garden”


We were arguing while waiting in a long line, There was a concert we wanted to see, We were newlyweds and things were wrong, I blamed you and you blamed me,   I expected home to be the Garden of … Continue reading

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Last Words


Last Words That Were Easy to Remember (Last words are in parentheses)   There have been times I’ve said, Last words I hoped were true, I said them so sweet they’d be good to eat, If they were returned by … Continue reading

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DNA?


Remember when we were kids, You’d come and sit with me, We’d talk about the world, And everything we could see,   When we were a bit older, I’d venture off with my friends, But I knew you were watching, … Continue reading

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Just Me


Here’s to another day, Dog, It’s you and me again, That’s okay cause I don’t have money to spend, We’ll just share the TV, Watch a little basketball, You and me, Dog, do you wish you were all alone, Chewing … Continue reading

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“Caution!”


“Caution,” she once told me, “If you’re not careful in love you might fall,” Then she slyly slipped away, Her statement meant nothing to me at all,   The next day I saw her under a tree, “Are you afraid … Continue reading

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